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Kris on the air!

2009-10-06T10:44:00.002-03:00

http://kris.eat-peet.net/SoU/SoUC1.mp3

Sound of Unconsciousness is my radio show for Radio@UPEI or R@UPEI for short. So far i'm the only on-air host/reporter/tech guy/actual person at the station. That's cool though. Getting some sound equipment today so I won't be all breathy and far away anymore. Cheers!

OH MY GOD HOLY CRAP!

2008-05-25T01:00:00.003-03:00

Sorry for the cruise control title going on there but I just had the most harrowing night ever. A little background, PEI just introduced a new graduated driver program. At the moment I can only have 1 other person who isn't a family member in the car with you. Also you have to have this stupid G sticker in your windshield.

I had three people and no G.

I got in shit.

I was driving some of Becky's friends to a prom party and about half-way there they say that cops are checking the car for booze.

Oh by the way did I mention that Alysha(one of the friends(the other one was an asian named Roogn(pronounced Rune))) had a pint of vodka with her? It was in her purse.

Anyway a sane person would have said fuck it and gone home but no, I bowed to peer pressure and went on ahead anyway.

Well we got stopped.

He was a very mean cop (I think he was just trying to scare me) but I got off with a warning. Anyway the main point here is that this is the first time that I had to deal with the police when I was driving and it scared the living shit out of me. I drove like 4 kilometers per hour under the speed limit all the way home because the mean cop told me not to draw attention to myself.

Becky was holding my hand the whole time. We were both pretty shook up.

BUT THEN SUDDENLY FLASHING POLICE LIGHTS!

It was a checky-thingy to catch underage drinkin' and other bad things. The cop lady was very nice to me (because I was all G'd and legal I think) but it was still a bit too much after the first one. Oh, apparently my windshield is illegal.

Now I am gunna go hug and cuddle. I think I need it.

-End If Kris

Writing this down in my journal as well.

2008-05-23T01:04:00.002-03:00

Driving home from Becky's I usually makes me pretty existential. Just the kind of music I listen to sets it off I think. I was listening to Aplocalyptica (Farewell) and thinking when I noticed the car lights ahead of me. They kinda looked like eyes. Others might have said they looked angry but I think they are kinda nice lookin'.

I like it when lights are shining over a hill. There are two kinds of this effect. There is the kind were you are driving at night and another car is coming and the shining gets brighter and brighter until finally you see another car driven by another person and they just wizz...no, glide past you. I think I understand why they coined the phrase "Ships passing in the night".

The other kind is the kind where you can just make out a glow on the horizon that is a city. I like cities. It might have something to do with growing up in the country but there is something magical about cresting that last hill and seeing lights. Especially if they are the lights of your home.

Oh yeah, I read all of Moby Dick today. It is pretty good and also a classic.

Oh and I got a new BIKE!

YAY!

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

2008-05-19T14:58:00.005-03:00

YOU BEEN HIT BY, YOU BEEN STRUCK BY.. A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Does anyone remember that song? hehe I was home this weekend and found all my older CDs and I was listening to them, and I must admit.... I had a damn good time.

Oh, back in the days of Jr High School... life was a bitch back then, but somehow, at this point in time... I kind of miss it. I could have done so much more than sit on the floor of the gym hall everyday. I had quite a life... then into High School... still sitting on the floor but in the "c0rner" but that was much better.

At what point did life stop being a rollercoast of fun and start being all serious and stuff? Of course there's still a little bit of fun in there, but we have responsibilities now, and let me tell you... that sucks.

My 20th birthday is in like two weeks.... I'm going to be 2 decades old. Apparently, it all goes down hill after 20, so I'm going to make the best of this year xD I have a new boyfriend, a new apartment, a pet cat, and I'm pretty much jobless... it's better than last year at this time already.... :):) super happy face

Write back soon....

much loves
denyse

The best day at university

2008-04-10T19:23:00.000-03:00

I had the greatest day of university yesterday. I was in bed being all annoyed and having to write papers all day. Anyway all bored and crap I almost died. Then I was done of it and got to go do what I wanted and stumbled upon Jeremy and people out with their guitars and stuff and so I grabbed my harmonica and went out and jammed with them. It was such a nice day, people walking by came and joined us and eventually we had this awesome hippy sing-a-long circle thing going on and some people pulled out a pipe and we all got high and it was just the best day ever. Everything was so perfect and warm and nice and the music was good. It was just so amazing that I can't get over it. I wish I had taken pictures.

Back home

2008-01-03T12:50:00.000-04:00

Everything is wonderful forever.

That is all, updates throughout the day...maybe.

I forgot how boring it was at my house

2007-12-15T14:50:00.000-04:00

It is really boring. I mean seriously incredibly boring. Like makes me want to kill myself boring. I can't quite get the level of boredom that a feel out in simple print.

I took three showers yesterday.

There, that did nicely. I guess after having friends (or at least some other people) around me constantly for six months i got a bit spoiled. Well anyway I am dealing with it (at becky's now). I can't wait for everyone to get home for X-mas. "twill be greatness.

Oh BTW I am working on something right now(to alleviate the boredom)that will put NSR back on the internets. Tic-Tac-Toe look out!

-End If Kris

PS: I miss End If. I mean seriously, } Kris just doesn't have the same ring to it and how do you know what you are ending anyway! Could be anything! MADNESS!

Poopers

2007-12-05T23:00:00.000-04:00

So how many people have seen the famous 2 girls 1 cup video? ahahaha... I watched it tonight for the second time and I truely forgot how gross it was. For those of you who live in a cave and have not even heard of it... check it out.... everybody's doing it...

www.2girls1cup.com

Chocolate ice cream cone? If you like that, you should check out the sequel, 5 guys 1 bucket.. haha MMm hot fudge sundae :)

Cory and I have come up with the theory that.. fat people should not be allowed into such bars as Velvet Underground, Piazza Joe's and Hunters Ale House. For example, we were at the Velvet and there was a really fat girl dancing on the dance floor and it was sooo squishy, when she decided to go and sit down, Cory, me, and two other people moved to the one spot where she was. So... if fat people were not allowed in the bars, they would benefit by making more money... that one fat person could have been 4 regular people of buying drinks, rather than one person buying drinks. It's simple mathematics. We also came up with this theory when we were intoxicated, so no offense to someone of the plus sizes. It's strictly business related, nothing to take too personal.

Have a terrrrific day! :)

denyyyyseeee <3

Reunion

2007-11-12T19:47:00.000-04:00

Us here at Blog-na have been reunited this past weekend. Woooohoo! It was fun.
There was a lot of Halo being played.
There was a lot of Planet Unicorn being watched.
There was a random kitten that followed us home and turned out to have fleas so I pushed him down the stairs.
There was the funny black movie. "Call the po po hoe, I ain't scare of no po po, hoe"
hahahaha *laughs*
Then there was the goodbye, which was...Adam jumping on Kris and me hugging the both of them while doing the halo teabagging motion. And cars were driving by and I laughed. They probably thought we escaped from unit 9.
All in all, t'was a good weekend :)
And we will have a celebration blog entry over Christmas holidays because we will be reunited once again! Horrrray!

denyse <3

Wow, first of all check out this video

2007-11-09T11:29:00.000-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3EROMqgBTs

It is awesome. Second, download Dr. Who(the new ones from 2005 onwards(2006-onward are the best)). Amazing show.

halo 3=frustrations for me

2007-09-27T12:43:00.001-03:00

GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I need a 360, anyone with one for sale e-mail me about it. That is all.

from between the sheets

2007-09-24T02:26:00.000-03:00

Well, it's 2:30 in the morning on a Sunday (well, i guess it's a monday now), and i'm in bed under my blancket so the light of the laptop doesen't bother the resting bird. After looking forward to this friday for so long, it blew. Friday was a completle failiure. The thought of drinking made me sick. But i tried, and i coudln't. HOWEVER, saterday came around and i had 3/4 a pint of vodca, and chugged a rockstar. We played monoply (me, viki (bird's "buddy"), kate, and bird), and i was the only one drinking. and i was very drunk. and i won. later that night we had a tea party. me (still very drunk), kate (sober), salamon (a fourth year Dj in enginerring), cody (a second year computer scientist), Oliver (salamon's germen friend), and 2 others. we were all drinking tea, (tea and vodca for me). and everyone else was sober, but it was still pretty awesome. anyways, i have classes tomorrow morning, and i'm going to die from the heat under this blancket, so goodnight internet, see you tomorrow morning.

the lab

2007-09-17T15:01:00.001-03:00

Hey guys. I'm just chillin in one of the linux compuer labs here with bird and jeremy. I already finished my assignements, so i've got nothing better to do but to help them. Everyone knows bird, and Jeremy is another member of the pitt, who also happens to be taking computer science. life here is going pretty great. The thought of any more liqour still makes me sick, but that's probably a good thing. seeing as drinking is bad... untill friday. Last night we got together and played clue. That's right, all you video-game addicts, we played a real board game. me, bird, viki (bird's "buddy"), kate (my girlfriend), and jemery. viki won. next we're going play monoply. it's so nice to be playing real games, rather then video-games. And we're going rock climbing sometime soon. But it's hard to pick a date, with all of our different classes, and viki working. But yeah, everything down here is going pretty awesomely. i'm out for now. Bye 'yall.

aaadamaa

Another night at the bar :)

2007-09-17T13:51:00.001-03:00

I was sitting in a bar last night, people watching, and I came to the conclusion that there are a lot of really, really desperate people living in my city. Fuck signing up at findafuckbuddy.com, let's just scope out the barely 19 girls at the bars all shit-faced and reeking of SKANK. Mmmm tasty! I really love my body and I wanna screw someone whom half of town already screwed. Walk into the bar and the bartender hands me my free shot of HIV! Oh, how considerate, thank you! :)

My favorite part of last night was watching this 4-foot Asian guy who looked like he could clean out the entire bar with a karate chop to the motherfucking face. He was standing on the sideline of the dance floor with his two buddies, two much larger Asian dudes on either side of him, watching the hoes from different area codes grinding with random drunken men. At least, most of those creatures were men... I think. He looked like a pimp on the prowl. Made me giggle. Then he got a little braver and starting to ...dance... and by dance I mean bending his knees back and forth while holding his beer and squinting through the smoke. Meanwhile the two buddies standing with arms crossed to protect their... godfather.

How would you deal with being half human/half horse when you're the only fucking one??? How would you hide that shit!?! There would be no support groups and pretty soon someone is bound to find out, and then you are the laughing stock of the world. You would have to go and hide in your trolley and kill yourself, because you are an apathetic bitch. hahaha That'd be pretty brutal... AWESOME.

The ultimate torture: sandpapering someone's ass away one cheek at a time, while plucking their toe hairs out one by one and ripping off their fingernails. Afterwards, dress them up like a sailor and walk them through the local zoo and throw them in the shark tank. That would amuse me. Very much so.

Untill next time...
Moi! <3
Don't be fooled... hot tamales are hot!!!

ps. pink braided kittens are adorable.

i'm here too

2007-09-16T18:00:00.000-03:00

Well, i'm at UNB. rooming with bird. he's a pain in the ass. the classes here are pretty alright, cept of coruse calc. physic could blow, except we have "clickers" which makes physics slightly like a game show. she puts up questions, and we all buzz in our answers. pretty crazy actually. we're staying in joy kidd house. the "party house" it's the biggest out of 12. over 200 students or something like that. and there are like 170 first years here. the partys are never ending. there are 4 floors to this building. first, second, third, and the pitt. we're in the pitt. there are 8 of us down here. and no quiet hours. so we can always party. the pitt and 2T are the places to be here. i've got a fish. his name is frosh. he's a japaneese fighting beta fish, and he lives in a led filled lavalamp with bubbles. pretty sweet. anyways, too much happens here to tell everyone, so i'll leave it at that.

aaadamaa

teenage zone

2007-09-11T13:57:00.000-03:00

Screw us? Screw you. That was so mean, even if it was a joke. *sad*

It's not like you ever post either....we actually posted more than you...so take that! ha ha.

Anyways, my new apartment is fantabular. I'm absolutely loving the jet tub.. so awesome :) I'm really confused about some things and I don't think I can write them here incase those people decide to check out the blog. Poop.

On a brighter note, Rebecca..that mysterious commenter of ours, and I hung out over the weekend... first time hanging out in over a year. Too funny. We had some good times and took some pretty awesome pictures. 211 to be exact, but I narrowed it down to 96. It's still all good though. woop.

Out this weekend! Where? I don't know yet. Bars will probably be pretty packed..or maybe not.. considering the Tragically Hip concert across the road... but who likes Tragically Hip??? I don't know. Not me.... :)

Went rollerblading last night, it was much funs. I forgot how much fun it is, but it hurt. A lot. My feet cramped alot. and that really sucked cos it hurt. lol lol

May be scrapbooking tonight... but I don't really have much to scrapbook. poop.

I'm outtttttttttttt <333

At University

2007-09-10T23:50:00.000-03:00

Well, since everyone else is too lazy to post I hearby claim this blog as my very own! Screw you Adam and Denise!

Anyway I am at UPEI now. I miss adam and bird but it is getting on ok. I have made a buncha friends and I fucking love the classes here (Except calc, bleh). Argument class is the best. It is actually Arts 101C: Conflict, the catalyst of Change but what we really do is sit around and have a discussion about current events while drinking tea and eating cookies(Yes, they brought tea to class(I love this place it is exactly what I hoped it would be(^_^))). Computer Science is amazingly fun but it makes me miss Macalduffs class a lot. The teacher reminds me of him and I miss Tron. Nobody is playing it yet but maybe I can get a group together. Or maybe not. It wouldn't be the same.

Anyway, when it gets lighter out and my roommate wakes up I will take some photos of our room and stuff. Look forward to it.

-End If kris

#270

2007-08-04T13:44:00.000-03:00

POST HIJACK!

Be nice to mean people Denise.

So, long time no blog. It has been mostly because of work. Work takes a lot of time also being poor is fun. You are always in danger.

Adam found a video of people at sandspit

sandspit video (with awesome song)

Well, that is all for now. Byez

PS. The song is love today by Mika

something new!

2007-07-29T21:02:00.000-03:00

I take it from Rebecca's last comment, she wants a new post. Well... nothing really interesting has happened for me to post about. Except this sweet heat wave we've had, but now it's pretty well over. *cry*

I found a new roomie. I can't remember if I had mentioned it in another post or not.. haha! Turns out I'm not moving in with Lynn afterall, and I'm moving in with a guy named Cory (i know i know....the name..... ahhhhh.. it's not that cory though) anyways, and he lives in the building I'm in now. So that makes me happy cos i love it here and i don't want to leave it.

Aerosmith was AMAZINGGGG. Might go to Tragically Hip this September....still unsure though.

I have to have my Coffee put to sleep cause there is something wrong with him, they think it may be Cancer...and he's in constant pain and suffering and it makes me sad to see him like that so we're putting him down :(

I got a jobbbb at Resolve in Ch'townnn! 9.50/hour so i'm pretty pumped for that. I should be bringing home (after taxes and everything is deducted) about 300 a week!!!! :) That makes me happy. And I had 3 weeks of PAID training so that's about 900 in my pocket just for the training. Yay. Whether I will like it or not, that's a different story. I hope I do. I start on Wednesday. Woooo!

And I think that's about it. I might head to the humane society tomorrow or something and look for a little kitty or something... Not sure yet cos Cory (guy i'm moving in with) already has a cat, so I don't want to cause conflict there....

much loves. DENYSE

CONDOM EXPLOSION lol...

2007-07-16T18:29:00.000-03:00

So me and a friend of mine were drunk and had a condom to waste and we decided to put it on my bath tub tap and fill it with water till it exploded. It was HUGEEE those little fuckers can really hold alot of semen! :) I posted it on YOUTUBEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoI-tTGV72M

Visit it, rate it, comment it, favorite it, subscribeeeee!!! hehehe

On another note, I got 92 on my medical terminology and anatomy final exam and 92 overall in that module. AWWWW YE!

denyse <3

From the new Laptop

2007-07-15T12:10:00.000-03:00

Well then, i am sitting at sam's because I decided to eat breakfast (as I don't work until 4:00(thank god, it might cool down a bit it is horribly hot)). Anyway as anyone out there might have noticed I have been absent from the blog for awhile. I shan't promise that I will take a great new interest in it now that I have this computer (it is a sweet deal BTW dual core and shit) but I will endevour to at elst post...weekly lets say. Anway, what's been up...I failed my driving exam because of intersections in town, I really should have done that in Alberton. Work is good, I have a card finally so I can get cash around here. University stuff is all good now.

Oh i wen to town to see Becky on wensday , it was fun, Transformers(The movie) is awesome! The carnival this year really sucked though, and we got locked out of the house so we couldn't have pizza.

Good times, good times. Denise, you need to come vist us and have nachos.

lacking nachos

2007-07-07T08:11:00.000-03:00

This be adam, coming at you from the back seet of bird's aunt's car. I'm aware that i haven't posted in like, forever. Kris was supposed, but he's a lazy bastard, and i've been working like crazy. and haven't been sleeping. There was some blog-worthy stuff a while ago, but it's hardly worth mentioning now. graduating, skinny-dipping, me almost getting my threesome. a lot of naked, and some wet, etc.

As for the current stuff, 2 Katies moved in next to our trailer, they work at sandspit. mcphail and clark. clarks kinda fat, and mcphails damn good looking, with 8 periecings. including the back of her neck. i've had a thing for her since the first year i worked there. Kris invited them over for supper one night. they spent the night. one thing led to another, and we kissed. withing 40 seconds her toung was in my mouth. :D we made out for about 6 hours. seriously, the other 2 were sleeping. she wanted to keep it secret, so we diddn't tell anyone. the next day all of sandspit knew. that place is amazing. And i'm Eric's idol again, the awesome supervisor. becuase he just found out that i have 2 girlfriends, and have been macking with Katie McPhail.

In other news, i almost died from lack of sleep. after that all nighter with Katie. (there was no way we could sleep anyways, i was practally on her, since the 4 of us her in the same bed (me, Katie McPhail, Katie Clark, Kris)) I worked a double the next morning, canada day, 3 man track, pure insanaty. at one point there were 2 workers and 3 managers trying to controll these races. crashes everywhere, cars dieing, as soon as one race ended, the next one started. that night, went to sleep at 3, nine hour shift the next day, next night, the Kt's slept in my bed again, so we got to bed at 5, and woke up at 6:30. i was... tired. i can't really describe it. one of the guys riding the coaster was worried about me... and then himself, since i was running it. almost got hit by a car. anyways, i've gotten a little more sleep lately, slept on bird couch last night, got to bed at like 11, cause his internets hate me, so i had nothing better to do. at got up at 3:30. it's 6:40 now. i FINIALLY got unlimited texting on my cell now, so i can finially get good at it.

Right now were on our way to UNB for our early course selection. i may or may not have left my letter of acceptince home
<_<
>_>
oh well, thank god i memorized my student number... i think. 3261602 i hope... or was that the one for my licence... uh oh. *thinks* i think the licence had less numbers then that, and i don't have mine on me, it was in the messenger bag, which was at work, and be damned if eric was going to see that i diddn't go home, after he played sandspit ping-pong to get me off and hour and a half early.

aaadamaa

Click Click BOOM

2007-07-03T09:00:00.001-03:00

Festival of the Lights concerts were amazing!

First... Default, Buckcherry, and Finger 11 were super awesome :) It was good timessss...

Second...Hedley, which I missed cause we were late :), Staind (wow I had a blank there for a second, could NOT remember their name lol), and lastly NICKELBACK...

...which were absolutely effinggggggg fabolousssss to the max!! We got so close to the front, center stage. Only like... 8 people back, in the mosh pittttt :) I learned a valuable lesson---mosh pits really hurt. I have multiple bruises all over and such but I had tons of fun and I would do it all again if I had the chance. hehehe.

I got autographed by the drummer in Finger 11 and the bass guitarist in Default.. on my chest! haha... goooood timessss :) And I got pictures with them. It was funny because at first I didn't have a clue who they were till later we saw them on stage and were like "ohhhh that's who he was" hahaha!!!

Anyway, I'm in class... waiting till everyone finishes their exam. Gawwwwd they are sooo slow!!!!

outtttttttt**

Flying Soloooo?

2007-06-26T17:37:00.000-03:00

Mannnn being single sucks.
Ohh I miss him.
Stupid me and my stupidness.

On a brighter note, I'm moving out in August into a new apartment with a friend. Should be good times. And my old roomie Erin might be moving in with me for July + August..... and if she does, that would be awesome sweetness. Cause 650 rent is too much on your own.

Going to see Nickelback and Buckcherry this weekend. Can't wait!!!!! :)

Aerosmith on July 21.... oh what fun this summer shall bring.

Random drunken adventure with Gerald... we met a random black cat that followed us EVERYWHERE! How I miss thee.

I'm oooout!

lo bob.

2007-06-14T08:27:00.000-03:00

So I was bored the other night and just roaming around when I randomly thought of... Weebl and Bob!!! OMG! I haven't watched any of those since like... Grade 12 in writing at the first of the year, so it's been well over a year. Ahh good times. I watched my favorite episode, Germs. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT! I'll even post the link right here, so you don't have to search it up!!!

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/germs.htm

Watch it NOW! :)

Well... I'm at school, just finished a test and we have a midterm tomorrow, so I'm going to go and study now... t-t-y-l "tee tee el why" :) I'm a nerddd

denyyyyyse <3

gahhh

2007-06-08T08:51:00.000-03:00

FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER. I HATE YOU SO MUCH! GRRRRRRRR....

I had wrote a post and then went to publish it and fucking Internet Explorer FROZE. And when I tried to reboot it, it froze another, literally, 17 times. I counted. And then when it stopped freezing, I go to open it, and it just automatically closes, that happened about 13 times. CURSE YOU.

School computers. Pffft. Although we did have Firefox, but then they had to clean out all the computers in this room, so they never got around to getting Firefox back. I'll have it this afternoon in the perm room. Woohoo.

Fucking eh.

Denyse.

PS. I still don't know where I want to work. I'm sooooo indecisive. GAH!

Coffee awesomeness

2007-06-01T16:00:00.000-03:00

I have discovered the right mixture of stuff to make coffee taste just the right amount of awesome. It is basically just a mixture of regular instant coffee, Expresso(not Java, sorry guys >_<) sugar, and all cooled to a nice drinking temp by chocolate milk. It is HOW you make it and the amounts you use that make it delicious. I have decided for the good of the universe this recipe must be shared lest I pass from this life before I hand it down. The recipe is thus:

1 teaspoon of sugar
2 teaspoons of Hot Chocolate mix
1 teaspoon of regular coffee
1 teaspoon of Expresso

Take the coffee and Expresso put it in a drip coffee maker together and let is drip out. When the cup is full take the hot chocolate and stir it into the coffee mixture along with the sugar. Now, you should have filled the cup up so about two fingers of space were left at the top. Top the mixture off with choclate milk and enjoy.

Oh, 260th post. I love nice round numbers.

tomorrow is the day :)

2007-05-29T17:43:00.000-03:00

So yeahhh.... 19 candles tomorrow, finally legal for stufff :)

My mother and my aunts are coming to town tomorrow evening to take me out for my first LEGAL drink. Excited much! haha, it should definately be a time to remember. I'll make sure I have my camera--picture worthy times, I'm sure of it.

I stayed after school today to study.... for four hourssss! And I think I'm staying after tomorrow and going to the gym with a girl from class, if she remembers her gym clothes :)

Lately, I've been listening to this one song, literally on repeat for HOURS! "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes. It's so addicting.. and the music video is shit. So horrible...

I voted for the first time this year aswell as Adam, and we both voted for GREEN. I felt bad for them because no one ever votes for them, so I thought I would be friendly. So I guess the Liberals won.... and they promise to lower gas prices July 1st weekend? BULLSHIT. I have NO faith in that!

<333>

While you're taking your time with apologies, I'm planing out my revenge...

I voted Green

2007-05-28T23:00:00.000-03:00

well, the first time i did this, bloggere lost it, so i must start all over. ok, today was my birthday, i turned 18, today was the elcetion, i voted. yay voting, porn, buttsex, and gambling. umm, got 2 bits of clotes and a book from the rents, and a card from Kt, who is my girlfriend, and a harry worm and mini coke from diane. i burned things like paper and cd's and dvd's and yarn and paint and bamboo, etc. tonight, and told her everything that she diddn't know. she's my 38 year old first cousin who i used to tell everything to, and we have the same birthday. she was missing me being bi, sexing vanessa and keegan, getting wasted at the party, and going with Kt. she's not proud. i think i broke her. oh well, she won't tell. let's hope. if my rents found out any of those, with the excpetion of Kt, i'm dead. father's homophobe, mother hates vanessa, and the drinking speaks for itself. i also beat hanger 18 on expert, guitar hero 2, today. yay, on to freebird, bye.

aaadamaa

BLAG!

2007-05-28T19:47:00.000-03:00

I'm writing on the blag. w0t w00t, raise the roof. Anyway yeah, it's been awhile since I wrote...anything. Blame it on my slow-ass intertubes. I wrote this a long time ago but it just got done uploading.

Yeah, so....blaging, woo. Ummm.

Oh right! Denise came down this weekend to play games and eat pizza and reminice about old times. It was great. We had all like, Xbox 360 and Halo 3 and a Wii and everything. We just played the lightcycle game(hit me up with a link sometime) that we played all the time in CompLit last year. Yeah, that game is hell ass fun.

Oh well. That is my blaging done until I think up some new stuff.

Oh wait, I thought of some new stuff.

No wait. nevermind.

Halo 3 party????

2007-05-23T11:15:00.000-03:00

It's been brought to my attention that we may have a halo 3 party this weekend, and that makes me happy! :) Those good old days afte exams, eating cookies, drinking energy drinks, and playing Halo in the cafeteria were fun, oo oo BURNOUT was fun aswell. But yes, I hope that this party thinger happens!!! It depends on Ryan? I think that's what I understood last night, if not, someone clarify this for me??? Thank you! If Ryan can't make it or something, maybe we could play WE LOVE KATAMARI! :):):) Since that is my new favorite PS2 game! hehe...

So, I'm in class and I'm going to do some work now.... It's only 11:15, I get to go home for the day at 12:00... excited. It's half sunny out today, so by later on it might actually be really nice and hot and sunnnnnnnny. OH SUNSHINE, HOW I MISS THEE!

Laters!

Denyse <3333

fine

2007-05-16T21:19:00.000-03:00

ok, what's been going on woth posting about? VERY little. in the past few weeks i've been, like all the other weeks, trying despertally not to fail death math. while trying to pass chemestery and physics. things of interest: vanessa and keegan went out, i fucked vanessa, they broke up, went out again, i got a blowjob from keegan, they broke up, and there back together AGAIN. jesus christ it's hard to destroy a relationship these days. there was a party after prom, my first time getting drunk, i'm a very stupid drunk. as for older news, i told my parents i was an athiest, they hate me more now. and i don't get a car anymore :( Umm, i'm spending more time at bird's now (ryan). he has the coolest mom EVER. tracy. I think i'm going to move in with them. umm, what else. well, i was there today. ummm, i guess thats it. good, a month of posting taken care off.

aaadamaa

Jeeeepers!

2007-05-16T12:54:00.000-03:00

How come no one is posting? Hahaha... I been super busy with Schoolllll... Medical is so toughie :( but i enjoy it thoroughly! I'm going to be all alone in Chtown in a couple of days! Boooo :( So not looking forward to that... I have nothing else to say, except I stumbled into a catchy song... "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes. lol.... good times.

Fire on the weekend, it was pretty alright/fun. I was the sober driverrrr and I almost ran out of gas, just outside of ch'town and my gas light came on! Boy oh boy I was sweating! hahahaha

Denyse <333

p.s. People growled at me for not posting........ it's them who don't posttttt!! C'mon guys :)

AEORSMITH :)

2007-04-29T23:41:00.000-03:00

so it's getting closer and closer to my birthday. Excited. only another month. woooop! but it's getting even sooner till cory moves back to summerside for the summer :( may 18....... only like 3 weeks away and i'm sad. butttt! we'll see each other on weekends and all that fun stuff. so no worries, really. but yah...

I GOT AN AEROSMITH TICKET!!!!!! my awesome Cory was up at 9:00 saturday morning waiting in line to get tickets :) i didn't even know they were on sale.. so he got me one! I'm so super exciteddddd!!!! :):):) Aerosmith has so many amazing songs, i didn't even know they sang half of them. I found like.... 6 songs I love, and they are all by Aerosmith, and I had no idea!

Just thought I would share that.

Denyse <333

HaPPY 4/20

2007-04-20T17:58:00.000-03:00

HEY EVERYONEEEEE----it's 4/20 today!

I believe last 4/20 i wrote a post being mean about 4/20 and this year I'm all happy about it. Weird huh?

Wow! I haveto do my make-up and goooooooooo..... I'll write a longer one later, promise <3

2007-04-17T17:37:00.000-03:00

OMG you saw Disturbia? lol I was spose to go opening night.. but it was just too packed! I think we're going this Friday.. or maybe Thursday. I saw Blades of Glory though... pretty funny movie!
"Hey, you still look like a 15 year old girl whose not hot!" or something like that. Umm, yeah I suck at quoting movies. I can never get it right.. oh well (:

FREEEEE BIRRRRRRD!!!!!!

I've come to the conclusion that I, Denyse, need a job!! I have no idea how i blew 6 grand this year on just...groceries/rent/stuff I didn't need. AHHH :( not impressed.

I'm going to visit Lynn tonight! I have no clue what we're going to do there.. but okay! I want to go play on the playground on Hillsborough... but it's kind of shitty weather outside and that makes me sad :( *sniffles*

KRIS MAKES SLOPPY MAKE OUTS!

>_>,<_< sneaks in

2007-04-11T00:24:00.001-03:00

Hey all.

Or nobody

HELLO...OOO...ooo...o...

hee, echos.

Anyway, my extended absence has been due to unforseen personal happenings (I got a girlfriend(Yeah I know eh? Nobody saw that coming)). So yeah, life update. Ummm, I got accepted into three different REAL universities (UNB, UPEI, Mt. A). Umm, School is going alright I guess. Kinda miss Denise and Rebecca. Not really the same sans c0rner. Romantic life is a bit...odd right now. I have a girlfriend but SOME people won't take a hit (Kidding, it's cute(you know who you are)) errrrrrm. Lets see here. Started a kinda journal thingy. I should go see some movies so I can write a spoiler warning again. Anything good coming out? Put it in the comments if one is. Game life is the same as usual. I got some games, I beat them. Started playing DnD and I don't think I told anybody on here. The c0rner should get together someday and jsut like nerd out (I own Burnout Rebecca, I know how much you love that game) sometime. It would be fun. The ambient sexual tension would probably be gone though :(.

anyway, look for more posts in the future I have made another like, 1/2 month commitment.

Oh, if anyone has some ideas on what to get for a kid who really likes pi as a birthday gift you shoudl totally put it in the comments.

2007-03-29T23:30:00.000-03:00

you suck.

2007-03-20T15:18:00.000-03:00

Wow... even still.... GET OUTSIDE ADAM!

Going to see 300 tomorrow night. Blahhhh... It doesn't look like the kind of movie I would enjoy. But Cory really wants to see it and this weekend we're going to see DEAD SILENCE. I'm so scared of those kinds of dolls too. So I'll probably cry, it wouldn't be the first time!

Oooooh I just saw some sunshine! Maybe it will turn nice out and melt all the snow :) Then it can be Summer. Yay Summer.

WOW! I lost my train of thought.....................

denyse

from mexico to the whores

2007-03-18T01:46:00.000-03:00

I got my ass down to mexico. w00t. this is part 1 of my covverage. news so far: we were supposed to leave at 6am, but got delayed till 11, then got deyalyed till 12, then we got delayed while we waited for extra flue. then we ran out of gas in the air so we had to land in flordia to get gassed up. but there were an over flow of planes there, so we got a flow paper or something. it just ment we sat there for like an extra half hour to an hour. so that whole thing took like 2 hours, then it took a while to land in mexico, we had to wait our turn. then it was like and hour and half to the hotel. so that was fun.

other news. i got felt up by an uber hot security guard. he must have only been in his early twentys, i set off the metel detector, and the thing kept saying there was metal near my penis. so what else could he do but cop a feel?

it's 11 down here. 2 home. for the past 3 days, almost 4 now, i've been running off of 10 hours sleep.

There are SO MANY hot people down here, mostly guys, i'm taking pictures of most of them. well, whenever i can, this is the first night down there, and it's dark.

the resort is 5*, and is gi fricen normus. it is seriously big, like gigantic. there were carts to drive you to you're room and all the websites are in spanish.

aaadamaa

stupid pointless shit, you say?

2007-03-12T15:15:00.000-03:00

I totally agree with you. I had REAL posts. I like rambling about stuff normal people wouldn't actually like to read. Just my friends. Man, I heart Kool-aid and rainbow chip cupcakes, which I'm making tonight. But yes.....

I have nothing stupid or dumb to ramble about. Except Tapioca pudding.. I heart that stuff to the max. But those tapioca seeds make me think of fish eggs... so I'm eating this stuff.. then BAM omg I'm eating fishie eggs!!! Noooo.... it's brutal and horrible and it grosses me out, but I continue to eat.

Another thing.... Cory and I were watching this eff-ed up porn (hahaha I know, I know) but this guy was drilling this girl.. like unbelievably fast and she's just laying on her back EATING A MOTHERFUCKING HALF A WATERMELON!! I was amazed. It didn't even bother her, and the guy was all panting and moaning and such. Funny. Then there was this other one.... a super fat chick in the kitchen spreading pancake batter all over her boobs, that were 10x the size of her head... and then licking the batter off. Like who gets off to shit like this? Seriously...... WEIRDOS! There's so much more... I just don't feel like typing now :) Check back later and I will tell you more.

Five dollar pizza night tonight....... EXXXCITED! SO very muchly excited :)

denyse <333

I'm a REAL post

2007-03-01T00:53:00.000-04:00

Ok, I've got a few ishues to address. first:
1. am I in the closet, i say... not.. really? ok, so i'm a bisexual, i don't hide it, but i don't tell anyone. well, i got bored of not telling anyone, so i told kristopher, but like, should i tell everyone? just my friends? To prove i'm not in the closet, i'm telling bird tomorrow on video
2. does bisexuality even exist?... maybe.. no, mabey this should have came first. and i'm spelling it mabey from now on. unless it comes out mabey. whatever way i type it.
3. does bisexuality actually exist. YES. duh. should you pick a gender and stick with it? no. you don't pick you're orientation. do you only eat pie or cake if you love them both? well, hope not. the point? yes it exists
4. i've been sick for like the past week, and my voice still isn't back.

aaadamaa

.dreamer

2007-02-28T20:08:00.001-04:00

The countdown is onnn :)

I hate when you have friends, and you really good friends, then yo kind of drift apart... and when you try to be friends again, it just not the same as before. I mean, yeah..you still good friends.. just not the same way as before. It really much suckers. Grawww!

Welcome to the Candy Shop....

Thoughts on Kool-aid (funnny read it all)
I don't like that. I don't like when juice wears tights. Thats a horrible combination, a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me I'd be like no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt. He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real FUCKING COOL, using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights, you will go down you are very top heavy. You glass bitch, you glass bastard. Oh yeah, Oh NO.

that's all she wrote.

denyse <333>

w00t, kirs

2007-02-17T13:43:00.000-04:00

Guess what internet, I like kris. That's right, I like kris. (not kris gay(I've got better taste in guys)) This girl is AMAZING and AWESOME. 100.0000000001% perfect. I met her at Sandspit, last summer, and now I talk to here like everyday. Kris lives in Cape Brenton, which sucks. A lot. that's like, a long way away. hours away, many hours. She's like a cooler version of me. Plays DDR, and is good at is, Great taste in music, 1 of the 2 known people in canada that like speedcore heart . Rides horses, can fly, good looking, really open, and will talk about anything. firefox/ares user. took a bit of convincing though. Just so many things make her SO wonderful. perfection^e i think. However you use e to get next to infinity.

Not Too Impressed!

2007-02-12T23:19:00.000-04:00

I am so not impressed right now! Prison Break wasn't on tonight! I am soo into that damn show! But thank god there's a new one on next week. I was worried for a minute or so. Haha. Michael is so hot hot hot.

You know what I want to try... one of those Tim Horton's breakfast sandwiches, bacon or sausage. They look so yummy, and I was told that they were very scrumptious! I see commercials for them on television like all the time! I might get one tomorrow... if I can make it up in time. hehe.

I was home this weekend, i haven't been there since Christmas, so it's all good. I missed my cat and my puppy! They seem to have gotten so fat and cuddly :) I'm going home again this weekend---big birthday party. hahaha! A guy dressed up like a woman is going to jump out of my uncle's 60th birthday cake! Should be an interesting---if not frightening..experience.

In other news, i have expanded and made my own blog, but i will continue to update on here as much as I do. The other blogs URL is www.larrythebear.blogspot.com Visit it and comment. I love getting comments. So far noone commented :( makes me want to cry. It's all pink and girly also, very not me. hahaha!

Well, i should go now.... it's getting late. and I am disappointed. HMPH

denyse <333

she's aweSOME!!!!!1!!

2007-02-08T15:55:00.000-04:00

Well, we FINIALLY met our chemestery teacher. mis. Getson. we've had 3 sub's in that class so far. Shes AMAZING. she spent the first 45min. dissing the school board, and making fun of a smoker. she made fun of Kris for drawing formulas in the air, and told him to sit still cause he kept droping a coin, and it was annoying her. And apperantley she knows me. here's a FEW of the quotes i wrote down in the last five minits:

"If you're on fire"
"and over here is my still"
"the shower is ment if you're on fire"
"lick it..LICK IT!"
"SUE? who sues in Canada?"
"*singing* stop smoking*stopes singing* you'll get hurt.....or something"

aaadamaa

Amazing Song.

2007-02-06T19:52:00.000-04:00

dancing in my wooden shoes in a wedding gown.... <3
i heart this song so much :)

Always - Saliva <333

I hear, a voice say "Don't be so blind"
It's telling me all these things
That you would probably hide
Am I, your one and only desire
Am I the reason you breathe
Or am I the reason you cry?

Always, always, always, always, always, always,
I just can't live without you...

I love you
I hate you
I can't get around you.
I breathe you
I taste you
I can't live without you.
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
I guess that I'm out the door
And now I'm done with you.

(Done with you, done with you, done with you, done with you, done with you)

I feel, like you don't want me around
I guess I'll pack all my things
I guess I'll see you around
It's all, been bottled up until now
As I walk out your door
All I can hear is the sound

Always, always, always, always, always, always,
I just can't live without you...

I love you
I hate you
I can't get around you.
I breathe you
I taste you
I can't live without you.
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
I guess that I'm out the door
And now I'm done with you.

I love you
I hate you
I can't live without you.

I left my head around your heart,
Why would you tear my world apart?

Always, always, always, always.

I see, the blood all over your hands
Does it make you feel, more like a man
Was it all, just a part of your plan
The pistol's shakin' in my hands
And all I hear is the sound.

I love you
I hate you
I can't live without you.
I breathe you
I taste you
I can't live without you.
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
I guess that i'm out the door
And now i'm done with you.

I love you
I hate you
I can't live without you.
I love you
I hate you
I can't live without you.
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
I pick myself off the floor,
And now i'm done with you.

Always
Always
Always.

The One

2007-02-05T01:07:00.000-04:00

trait snapshot:
secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange

http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html

This is the only one that has passed my standards as a reputable test, above are my alleged personality traits.

Larry the Bear

2007-02-05T00:45:00.000-04:00

This is Larry the Bear. Isn't he adorable?? Cory got Larry for me, so i will always have someone to cuddle with! :) When I stand up, Larry is almost up to my belly button... over kill haha! But i loves him so much. He's just so soft and cuddly, oh so squishy soft :D Cory is the sweetest......

Thats Cory and Lary on my bed. hehehehe

So, I never did give a review on The Hitcher, did I? Well here's a quickie -- it was an amazing movie. I actually jumped a few times. Not because it was scary... it's the damn music....and the quietnes, then BAM! Something loud!! haha..... i encourage everyone to go see it, and if it's not still in theaters.... Rent it when it comes ooooout!!!! Too good of a movie to pass up :)

Lots of love here, bitchez

denyse **

A better poem than Adam's

2007-02-01T18:51:00.000-04:00

     We are the music-makers,
    And we are the dreamers of dreams,
    Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
    And sitting by desolate streams;
    World-losers and world-forsakers,
    On whom the pale moon gleams:
    Yet we are the movers and shakers
    Of the world for ever, it seems.

    With wonderful deathless ditties
    We build up the world's great cities,
    And out of a fabulous story
    We fashion an empire's glory:
    One man with a dream, at pleasure,
    Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
    And three with a new song's measure
    Can trample an empire down.

    We, in the ages lying
    In the buried past of the earth,
    Built Nineveh with our sighing,
    And Babel itself with our mirth;
    And o'erthrew them with prophesying
    To the old of the new world's worth;
    For each age is a dream that is dying,
    Or one that is coming to birth.

Ode - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Round 2. Denyse vs. Adam

2007-01-29T18:57:00.000-04:00

Denyse/Adam current time: 6:59

mousse
chocklet
essence
evenessence
gothic
linzy
logan
accpted
movie
pirates
johnny deep
cintrifficle force
cannon
forks
plate
saucer
porclin
smash
noise
speedcore
fast
death
funny
joke
yo mamma
fat
pig
animal farm
stupid
G-Units
wigger
clown
shoes
feet
toe
hostle
drill
eye
tissue
sneeze
germs
gummy worms
green
snots
immune
survivor
sucks
vacumes
hose
cameron
mistress
domanatrix
leather
shorts
button
guitar
electric
vandograph generator
plug-in
power
tool
hurt
doctor
chase
lab coat
african goat
hoove
horse
nay
hay
yellow
cab
meter
logarithms
math
bernard
teacher
mother
mad
magizine
cosmo
vaginas
clit
cookie
monster
halarious house of frightenstine
time machine
logic
matter
disolve
puzzle
rubix cube
colors
LSD
dull
null
negative
possitive
test
tube
flask
whisky
crown
king
throne
gold
royalty
assholes
hairy
potter
soil
earth
molten rock
geography
halo
energey drink(2)
redvull
wings
angel
hinder
amazing
rating systems
5 star
kris's pants
pizza scoop
gravy ketchup
pepper
bananas
dildo
jelly
doughtnut
tex
caboose
massatucits
state
US
missle
moon
crater
corn dog
chilli
turcky
summer savory
thyne
weed
lawn mowwers(2)
gasoline
google
engine
smoke
stinky
sticky
fingers
chicken
skin
company
inc
squid
suction cup
tea
leaf
tree
wood
bugger
tiger
pkillers
wanna stop
*sleeps*

denyse was SUPPOSED to do this(finished at 4:00 am, with an exam in the morning)
aaadamaa(finished at 7:19)

Beerfest

2007-01-29T01:18:00.000-04:00

I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods, guys. Wasn't the handle either. I've been shitting pancakes ever since...

dEnYsE <3

a conversation with kris(ta) that is still going on, involving saying the first word that comes to your mind from the prefious term.tn=rnd(tn-1)t1=bed

2007-01-29T01:13:00.000-04:00

i'm blue/she's back

bed
sleep
dreamm
purple
horse
eater
plate
break
car
crash
snow
snowman
melting
mating
eyes
blue
fetish
bondage
bandage
/b/
random
pedifiles
blanckets
pillows
fluffy
pudding
chocolate
slip-n-slide
feathers
chickens
cruelty
bears
black
tree
leaves
tea
iced cap
cafe moca
hyper
scooter
rocks
rolling stones
pebbles
feet
flip flops
trip fall
help
beetles
butterflys
DDR
mat
cracked
screen
wiimote
white
apple
food
meetballs
tofu
puke
laugh
lol
krista
hot
blush
blood
death
indefference
apathy
potions
witches
macbeth
shakesphere
english
exam
games(2)
video
lazer
movie
hitchhikers
safety
binary
images
code
coat
goat
furry
furfag
hand bag
scott
fixation
flex
muscle
pop
coke
supirior
predominant
permafrost
winter
ski
snowboard
obstacile
juping
crayon
pink
nose
cute
kris
gay
bi
sexual
swing
set
jungle-gym
rainforest
wet
umbrella
useless
socks
sucks
country
shorts
skirts
wind
fly
swat
handel
bar
candy
cane
leather
cuffs
chains
whips
crops
whatever
predilection
confustion
abashment
dwarfs
little
unicorns
fantasy
DnD
music
speedcore
trance
goa
sea
space
rocket
MAC gun
expert
omni
amish
weird al
hick
hair
colour
states
USA
flag
post
head
mouth
shaft
legs
knees
hips
breaking
replacement
old
hag
shrivveled(2)
prune
juice
lemons
lime
sour
sweet(2)
adam
happy
good
exploding
bomb
plane
liscence
dangerous
life
knife
cut
pain
tears
massive attack
missiles
bush
shave
need to
dont
fine
no
hary
ew
yah
agree
wiki

aaadamaa(i just realized that my signature color is the same as my msn txt color)
wtf, i've an exam tomorrow, and it's 1:46AM

Little black dress aproved? Um, no.

2007-01-23T01:39:00.000-04:00

Cory brings up a SUPER good point... developers have conquered men's deodorant for a while now. The "no white marks", "no wet-looking stains", and yada yada.... But women's stuff, on the other hand, is horrible. Why can they not make a good women's deodorant; yet all men's deodorant is what women's deodorant should be. I like Cory's idea--take some Red Zone and throw a couple flowers in there and you're good to go. Voi-la!

In other news--going to see The Hitcher tomorrow. I will write an honest review giving my thoughts. Which probably won't be much... but stayed tuned because I'm sure Kris or Adam will have a post relatively soon!

dEnYsE <3

SqUaRe BaGeLs

2007-01-18T00:50:00.000-04:00

So the topic of Square Bagels hasn't come up in a conversation yet, and frankly I am surprised. Deeply disappointed, even. I mean... this is HUGE! No longer shall we worship the round donut-like shape of the breakfast-lunch-and-supper food we all love and cherish. The Bagel now comes in a square form to make it more fun to eat. But I was thinking, eating a circle is fun... toast has taken on the square shape for pretty much Ever! And it's really not that grand.. but bagels, on the other hand, having the circleness to them, I LOVE IT! You love it. She loves it. He loves it. Heck, even my Dog loves it! This fad is nothing more than a needy person wanting attention. Come out with circle-shaped Bread and then we'll talk figures!

p.s. And I know there is a form of circle-shaped bread called Baguettes.. but its really not bread. I mean loaves of bread like Wonderbread or Bens ...you know.

denyse <333

Memory Lane

2007-01-16T17:49:00.000-04:00

I've decided to take a trip down memory lane. Remember when our blog first started, it was so amazing... and we all kind of let it go to shit! Like, we discussed topics that were funny. And we shared our interesting stories and whatnot..... now it's semi-boring. But that's okay.

Here's some memories:::

Never feed a horse just randomly tied up on the street to a lamp post pink popcorn, pizza, chocolate, pop, or marshmallows because chances are that it's name is Buttercup and you like buttered things and that horse is diabetic. So just stay away from the horse if you don't want to end up going to prison and being on the front page of every major newspaper as "Cop Killer" because chances are the horse belongs to a cop who is dearly in love with his horse... and yeah...

OUR PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you in part by Double 0 Donut. Double 0 Donut does not give a FRIGG.. what you think! If you don't like it, you can mayonaise your friggin' weenie! Little did you know, upon visiting this "blog", you have just spanked her bum. Double 0 Donut is fed up with your poop... and she's going to 'tickle' you! (wink wink) Children with laces in their shoes are NOT permitted to view the content of this wonderful "blog" for the simple reason that we like bunnies...and rocket launchers.

Maximum Scrapage
In other things we talked about our poop and how if you poop just not enough that it sort of retreats up the anal passage and "klings" as they say and you have to maually remove it with a large wad of toilet paper. That is gross but strangly fufilling... Denise says that to save the trees you can just squeeze you butt-cheeks together and wiggle on the loo. Seriously MAXIMUM SCRAPEAGE!

Well that was only three of the good times....
Hey guys... Wanna try and make it as good as it used to be? Hmmmmm????

--denyse--

Making Poop

2007-01-15T12:57:00.000-04:00

I had quite an interesting conversation with someone involving the subject of making poop. It was delightful.

This new singer Peaches is DIRTY. Every one of her songs involves dirty sex in some way, shape, or form. I love it. She's British.......... That's all I will say.

Fuck Your Pain Away
Tent In Your Pants
Two Guys
Diddle My Skittle
Shake Yer Dix

and the list goes on

Denise <3333

Stephen Colbert "Flaccid with Rage"

2007-01-12T23:06:00.000-04:00

Kris, if you havent seen this yet, watch it. it is worth it

aaadamaa

Haha, /b/ hurt denise

2007-01-05T01:31:00.000-04:00

/b/

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

but a Cat is fine Too

loooooverly

2007-01-03T12:56:00.000-04:00

i can' t remember if i said this in my last post or not.. but i got studded tires for christmas. na na na na na na!!!! no point what so ever in that. but yeah... i miss westisle sooooo much!! i wish i could go back for.... one day. cos then i know i would start to hate it again. kris got an iPod... hahaha douche bag! :p JOKING. calm down.

anyways... shout out to Rebecca!!! it's been sooo long...since i talked or even saw her. OMG i haven't seen her since SAFE GRAD in JUNE.... effing JUNE!!!! what the douche!! anyways.... i be in school so i'll be back soon... cos i have internet again!!!!!!! boooooooyah!!!

denise... cos i'm cool like that
double 0 donut...
what? you mean...doo-nut? ha ha ha <<<>

iPod

2006-12-31T19:32:00.000-04:00

Yeah, my old MP3 player broke so I figured that I may as well buy and iPod.

Oh right, Hi I am not dead either. Denise, what is your mobile telephone number? I got one for teh xmas. No, I am not putting my number on the internet. /b/ might get it.

*shudder*

Anyway, I take back everything mean I ever said about iPods and move it to iTunes. A stupider media player(although it's main purpose seems to be eating RAM) stupid program.

Anywhat, who cares what I have been up to?

*cricket noises*

Oh right nobody reads this thing.

Hate me for This

2006-12-31T12:44:00.000-04:00

Damnit google, why did you go and change your image search URL. it had always been imghp.google.com. now it's images.google.com. fuck you. you broke my keyword search.

should be switch to the new blogger?
aaadamaa

helllllllo i still be here!

2006-12-27T01:48:00.000-04:00

Apparently my fellow bloggers thought i was dead to put it in simple terms. Well i'm not dead. I was just without internet access. Which really sucks but what can you do? I will survive. I will be back in my apartment within 5 days, so i'm all excited for that. Then there's new years eve, which i really hope turns out.

Well... i got Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease, the complete set :) Yay now i can be a stripper and striptease, give lapdances, and dance hip hop wooohoooooo!!!

denise!

Wii

2006-12-23T13:49:00.000-04:00

Bloggin' from my Wii while listing to Stolen Car by Sting ft. Will.i.am and Carol of the bells. This is rather fun once you get used to it and shut off auto-compleate. oh and denise, u can use phone-style typing thing rather then the qwerty keyboard. Hey, has anyone seen Denyse lately?

2006-12-21T22:47:00.000-04:00

yay, birds present

2006-12-20T19:26:00.000-04:00

I just made bird a present...it is sunflower seeds and some candy

Animal Farm made from Awesomeness

2006-12-05T16:28:00.000-04:00

Mr. Bum

2006-11-26T22:32:00.000-04:00

Well, I decided to visit the internet. I've been very Very VERY busy, I've got a Wii. Actually I got it on Nov.19 w00t. I've got around 18 miis, the online sux at the moment. Zelda confuses me, wii sports hates me. I had a pro rank in bowling. I've finially got around to downloading DotA by Basshunter. that song is fricken Amazing. sweedish gaming techno. hell yess. i'm done now
aaadamaa

Farewell.

2006-11-22T11:37:00.000-04:00

So... Rebecca is really gone eh guys? Well... the least I could do is do a farewell post to her.
She was .......come on guys, help me out here.. haha :p Joking.
Have funnnnnnn doing your volunteer work with complete strangers! And watch the OC dammit. Iffff you miss it, I will have to hurt you. And you know I will when you come back.. I mean... If you come back. Because you know, a lot of freak accidents happen on airplanes. Ooooo.... am I scaring ya? Well... Good luck with whatever!

denise!!

ps. there is no OC on tomorrow. My life is over.

Where were you while we were getting high?

2006-11-20T16:58:00.000-04:00

Time for an update.
School is going good.
My class is super easy.
I miss my cat and my dog.
I got drunk on Saturday, could have been better.
I honked my horn at the people sleeping in front of Future Shop last night waiting for the Wii.
I bought a tart burner and some tarts.
Febreze kicks ass.
I'm in love with Black Pepper Jack doritos.
Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious.
Dude.... Sweet...
I love taking pictures with my digi cam.
Shopping for red dresses is funny.
It's five dollar pizza night.
The Used's new album comes out in Feb/March.
Moncton or Halifax bound next weekend.
I missed a marshmellow roast yesterday.
Bobby pins are life savers.
I love OPIUM incense.
Grape juice rocksss!
Pink lemonade is a new favorite.
My lava lamp is broken.

That is all.
denise.

ow ow ow

2006-11-12T21:34:00.000-04:00

well, I've had guitar hero II for 9 hours now. I've beaten the game on hard, passed freebird on hard, unlocked tragdor and beeten it on hard, and now i'm playing it on godly slow easy to unlock more guitars. but dear god my wirst hurts. an old snowboarding accedent coming back to haunt me. skiing (is less then) snowboarding (is less then) snowbladding. w00t. (fucking blogger saying i'm using html incorrectley.

after beating the finial song (40) in careear mode, like the always do after 4 songs, only this time it's for freebird. then the screen pops up do you want to play it. yes or no. you click yes. are you sure. yes. you're sure. yes. you don't have to. yes. this is your last change. yes. then it loads. and for the loading advice, it just says. wow, you must really like freebird.

you are playing at stone hendge, and it starts with crows flying out, lightning, and your speekers bursting into flames, then a flying sauser comes and zaps your stage, and if you pass, it takes you away.

aaadamaa

My strum bar squeeks

2006-11-12T17:47:00.000-04:00

Hell Yess. Just finished rocking out Less Talk More Rokk by Freezepop on GUITAR HERO II!!!!!! w00t w00t. I finially got to play it today, after waiting since Monday for it to get here. Great songs, out of what i've seen, slightley harder songs,,,,,BUT, That GOD RedOctane fixed the hammer-on's and pull-off's. If you played guitar hero then you know that once it got hard, you could not keep up, unless you seziured or something. Mind you, theres enough flashing lights in the game to make it happen. The only way to survive the solos were the hammer-on's and pull-off's, but my god they were uber hard and crazaley unforgiving. in this game there much easier. making the solos do able. YAY for TROGDOR, and yay for more freezepop, and yay for the police. althou i would have prefered king of pain. message is a bottle is good though. they all are, except roxanne. i degress. and kill small animals. the songs are still long though. oh, and 3 note cords kick ass as well. Oh, and praise the maker, they brough back the reeper. The ONLY character I will play with. Just like the Pirate in DDR

A pirate walks into a bar with a stering wheel on his testicles. The bar tender says "you have a stering wheel on your testicles" to which the pirate replys "Yarrrrh, there driving me nuts!"

oh, and the dvd drive doesen't work on my satellite anymore, damn it.

aaadamaa

D e e p A c t i o n .

2006-11-09T16:35:00.000-04:00

it's that time of year again. The O.C started last week. no more Marissa. yippppie. actually the show is starting to focus on her death and it's just fucking annoying. I hope something more interesting happens. Steve-o from Jackass is in this week's episode. who's exxxxcited? I <3>

The past couple of weeks...have been pretty interesting. SOOOOO much has happened! haha. stuff I can't really go into details with :p

Final exam tomorrow, tomorrow night = getting drunk. NO MORE PROFESSIONAL SKILLS class! But I will miss everyone who is going into Phamarcy Tech. oh well.

Anyways. I have very important things to do. Talk later

Much looove
denise [*]

PSP aquisition complete.

2006-11-06T21:42:00.000-04:00

I know(pretty much) own a free PSP. I plan to get a big memory stick for it and put TV shows and RvB on it. That is pretty much all. night!

Feck off cup!

2006-11-06T19:05:00.000-04:00

Just click on the pics. sux to be kris. 1/3 of our english class had to write an essay on the importance of being quiet in class today. cause we wouldn't shut up. it's due in a week. I decided to have some fun with it.

Kick Fat People

2006-11-04T18:53:00.000-04:00

So, I was sitting around having a game of advance wars ds yesterday testing out a new pair of wireless head phones when I started thinking.(stupid me) All this great music is flying at me from downstairs, from a oddly shaped box plugged into my iPod, which got it's songs from iTunes which got it's songs from ares, which got the music from the internet from some kid who got the songs from a cd. The cd probably came from walmart who got it from a large crate that came here on a boat from a factory in china. The factory got the music from some artist that probably used some type of instrament, possibaly a guitar. And that guitar came from some company that made it out of wood. The wood came from some mill that got it from loggers who went out into the forest and cu-BANG!!! *head explodes*

aaadamaa

Spoiler warning #3(I think) Luckly number Sleven.

2006-10-31T20:48:00.000-04:00

Wow.

Seriosuly, I wish I had gone and saw this in the theater when I had the chance instead of waiting for the DVD. This movie is a god damn mindfuck the whole way through. It starts with a triple muder a horse race and Bruce Willis(a great way to start any movie). I guess this dude bet on a drugged horse because he thought it was a sure thing. Of course for the movie to move forward it isn't. He owes alot of money to the wrong people and get killed. Then they kill his wife. and his kid. Fuck, the horse dies too. Then a couple dudes get killed by a guy whose face we can't see. Then comes Sleven. He has a broken nose. SOme bad stuff apparently happened to him. Shinnanigans ensue he is mistaken for some other dude and gets hired(made to) kill a dude who is a gay jewish kid of a Rabbi that is a crime lord. You start too feel for this poor bugger (and Lucy Liu(hawt)). Then comes the mindfuck.

SPOILERS

Well it seems that Sleven is working with Bruce Willis and is a hitman. He is supposed to take out both crime lords because he is the kid of the dude that got murderes(by the crime lords). He was supposed to be killed by Bruce Willis(Mr. Goodcat(O_o)) but he took him and trained him to be his partner.

END SPOILERS

Anyway it was a really good movie, probably the best I have seen in quite awhile. Good story I am downloading a song from it so that nets it a few points. (Kansas City Shuffle BTW) anyway I give Lucky number Sleven...

4 out of 5.

****

End If Kris

More music, yay

2006-10-29T18:31:00.000-04:00

w00t, I've found 2 more great genras of music. This is being writing while listing to I Will Betray You courticy of pandora. Completely leagle, and not dial-up friendly. anyways. Speed Rave, and Jappaneesse rap. yes, yes indeddy. Speed Rave is crazy fast rap to hardcore techno music. Very common among harder DDR songs. such as End Of The Centuary and Dynamite Rave and D2R <- great song. And for Japenease rap, check out daikenkai. Recent movies = crap. but, stranger then fiction seems to be promising, and this movie looks AMAZING: pan's laberenth. holy cronicles of narnia on crack. looks amazing. 3 WEEKS TILL WII. YAY YAY YAY. CAN'T WAIT!!!. And i think i have a way down sunday, however, my parents are concedering taking me down, w/ bird and kris. not good, but i think i can convince them out of it.

aaadamaa

Why this damn computer sucks

2006-10-27T11:45:00.000-03:00

That was alot of tabs. Fucking mouse sucks ass. My computer in Computer repair is better than this and it runs DOS and Windows 3.11. Anyway I can type (as long as the keyboard doesn't break) so I can talk aobut Rocketmen.

I want to build a spaceship. It has plans and a 3-D model accosiated. I need a bucnh of materials(jet and rocket engines among them) and a place to lauch (it will be able to take off from an airport(probably slemon park)). It will simply be a viechile for world domination however as I plan to build(with others) a large magnetically accelerated cannon in orbit and terroize(hello FBI man) and eventually subdue the nations of the earth. Many small and incosequential things will be changed. Like intoducing algebra in the third grade and logartims in the fourth. If anyone does not comply then it is accelrated metal death for them. If you are wise you will submit now and I will e-mail you the targets ahead of time.

Also halloween is coming up soon. I plan ot do the same thing I do ever halloween, watch indiana Jones and paintball eggers.

-End If Kris

My day summed up

2006-10-26T21:45:00.000-03:00

Meh.

Seriously, completly average in every way. There was a van de graph generator in electronics today. That class was shocking!
>_>
eh?
<_<
eh?

*cricket sounds*

Yeah ok bad pun.

I only made A in hockey :( oh well, friends are there so it is ok.

Oh, if anyone is wondering why it took so long to post it is because school computers rules suck.

-End If Kris

What the world needs more of.

2006-10-25T11:46:00.000-03:00

-More salty chips
-More food for the starving peoples
-Less stupid people (maybe kill them for food?)
- Yes, it is lunchtime.

Well, I guess I'm back because there is nothing else to do on this lucnh SOOOOO, Blog-na is back bitches. I dunno if adam or denise will pick this up (comon denise you have alot of free time now(right?(right))) Hmmm, my shift key just broke.

Holy crap, Trogdor is in Guitar Hero two!

If you dont know who Trogdor is then go kill yourself

>_>

<_<

or you could watch the homestarrunner.com movie(strongbad e-mail(stupid school))

Anyways food time so Fun time. EATS!

back for a bit.

2006-10-13T21:28:00.000-03:00

<-(link)

So, I've been away for a while. Been staying at the cottage, no highspeed. But making due with the 5 hours of dial-up a month. I'm writing this on OpenOffice while sitting on the floor behind my metal DDR mat while watching Stargate SG1, season 1, that I bored from Kris. I recentelly bought Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA, making 4 games (SuperNOVA, Extreame 2, Max 2, and Mario Mix.) and five mats, including the new, $200 metal one. Yay. Kris is borrowing Extreame 2. And from what I've heard is getting good, and fast. He wasn't at school today, which ment something cool had to happen. Some kid took a 5min. Seziure, and two radio stations visited and brought some of the classes outside for something, we didn't pay attemtion. Sux to be you kris. Anyways, I was going to burn the 9 seasons of stargate, but with 6 disks in each.......this calls for Visual Basic. Ok, project 43.exe says that it's.... and i forget.....54 dvd's. Both seasons of house only took 12. and as i look at my 3 foot stack of over 200 blank dvd's, I really don't want them to be used up that fast. If i seem like a pirate, i did buy a cd with the dvd's so that's something legal. Went to moncton the other day, they had Guitar Hero on display. I watched some punk rockers make fools of themselves, then rocked out for a few minits to a croud, and left. I had tv's to hunt.

Although I may be a pirate, yarr I fold a mean ninja star, and have an amazing little divice, the ninja remote. It's small, descrete, and can be found at think geek. It's basically a tiny remote that works on virtually all tv's. And has volume, mute, av/tv, channel, and power functions. Me, with that, In a mall. My “kill count” was 8, not counting the walls of tv's in wallmart/futureshop/the source/ and seares. Or the aliant booth. Serves those bastards right for watching hockey when they were supposed to be working.

Anyways, I'm still here, oh, and YAY for Red vs. Blue being back. Well, time to go online and publish this, followed by some more ddr. w00t.

I needs teh glasses

2006-10-13T15:21:00.000-03:00

I might get emo glasses to make me look smarter.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo+glasses&defid=788798

I also made a picture of me with glasses in paint

What adam has wanted for a long time.

2006-10-12T22:16:00.000-03:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Looking_Glass

You can write on the back of the windows.

TPB

2006-10-05T14:17:00.000-03:00

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie comes in theatres tomorrow!!! I am sooo excited! I cannot wait to see this movie. I am going tomorrow night and I am going to laugh because it will be funny! hehehehe < me laughing already. Honestly, who does not like the Trailer Park Boys? They are just so amazing. I loves them. hahaha. That's all I really have to say at the moment.

wooooooopie.

much love be here.
denise!!!

entry 200

2006-10-02T17:51:00.000-03:00

cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna and liquor and whores. Every man's dream.

I got 97 % on my MIDTERM! woop woop.

woohoo $5 pizza night. I'm so excited. :) That's right. 12" pizza for 5 buckssss wooooo

muchhh love here!!! haaaa
denise!

Chopsticks.

2006-09-30T23:24:00.000-03:00

Chopsticks are pretty much the perfect eating utensil. You can eat anything with chopsticks. I am goign to bring chopsticks to school on monday and eat poutine with them.

Angry Photographers.

2006-09-30T17:54:00.000-03:00

Hahaha. I went exploring around Charlottetown today. Yup. An hour and a half walk around down town. It was so interesting. I saw a lot of weird things. I was on my way to the harbour and there was this big church. Okay. So i'm walking on the sidewalk listening to my MP3 player and looking down at the sidewalk and humming to my music when I looked up. I was standing between a bride and a groom and a group of very upset people with cameras. Apparently there was a wedding today and noone told me. Sorry. My bad. The funny thing is.... I didn't even realize where I was standing. I was just admiring the pretty dress. And then it hit me, WHOOPS Denise is in the way! So I walk away very calmly. When I got to the next street, I started laughing and I laughed so much I had tears in my eyes. Then I kept going on my journey to the harbour. Haha. Very eventful day!

much love here.

denise.

haaair

2006-09-25T18:48:00.000-03:00

What exactly is hair made of? And how does it grow so damn fast? For example, when I shave my legs, the next day they are prickly again.... but the hair on someone's arm knows when to stop growing? This thought has bothered me for a while. But after I post this, I am going to search it up, possibly on Wikipedia. Because Wikipedia knows all.
That's it.

denise.

Proof that i know Lem from Bunny.

2006-09-23T21:52:00.000-03:00

http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/

His next comic is going to be about Pirate Juice and poision treasure. Bird and Adam will be one of three people in the world that actually get it.

It is so beautiful

2006-09-22T18:06:00.000-03:00

I sold my regular DS to Kitchener and bought a Lite. BEST THING EVER! It is so sleeks and sexy and shiny and BLACK.

I am thinking maybe taking it back for a white DS because the black on shows the fingerprints really bad. Maybe I will just carry a clath with me to wipe it off after playing, i dont know. The Screen(I just lost the game) is AMAZING. I was playing super mario and everythign stood out more. Luigi was GREEN. Mario was RED. I could distguish between them and I have trouble with red/green.

The only real problem that I have with it is where the start and select buttons and also where the stylus is kept. The GBA slot thing doesn't really bother me because i hardly ever play GBA on it anymore. So, my DS is better than yours and it comes with extended warranty.

:P adam.

jackass >.<

2006-09-22T14:28:00.000-03:00

Going to see Jackass Number Two tonight.
I got a new pair of camo pants.
Bought some new black jewellery.
My new necklace broke already.
My room mate is MIA for 4 days.
I tossed and turned all night.
I miss Coffee.
I am going to the Great Canadian Bagel at break.
I'm in class right now.
Using Firefox because it's cool.
Still no name on the baby.
I had chocolate milk for breakfast.
Pretzels are my life.
My nose is cold.
My key doesn't work in the back door of my apartment so I have to use the elevator.
The funny smell in my car is gone.
I'm thinking about buying a gold fish.

much love here.

denise!

purrrfect

2006-09-20T19:45:00.000-03:00

School is going great.
My instructor makes us use Firefox.
I've met alot of awesome people.
Me and Cory are doing really good. <3
Big family BBQ on Sunday... yummy.
Nicole had her baby!!! It's a boy!!! No name yet though...
I locked myself out of my debit card.
And my room mate is going to kill me if I do not call Eastlink soon.
My living room is one lamp short of perfect.
My balcony is really fun.
I have a car but choose to walk to school.
Step aerobics is not what I thought it was.

So much love here.

denise.

Yes.

2006-09-14T21:02:00.000-03:00

http://wii.nintendo.com/

that is all.

lol christian fundies

2006-09-09T23:03:00.000-03:00

http://www.truthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

My favorites are the Porno evolution and Rock music ones.

The best thing just happened

2006-09-09T17:57:00.001-03:00

I found the original Vinyal version of Dark side of the Moon by Pink Floyd behind my surround sound.

b(o_ob)

I also just realized that spells boob.

the corner has returned........ but it isn't the same?

2006-09-08T16:02:00.000-03:00

so i'm not there this year to spruce up the corner. haha. i find that somewhat funny... but i'm sure kris and adam can find someone else to replace me, or maybe not. since, of course, i am irreplacable. yes that's right. moving though, seriously.... college is going to kick fucking ass. i'm not stuck with all morning or all afternoon classes, it's mixed up for the entire year and that is great!!! i was worried about picking just one and then not being able to change but since it's all mixed up anyways, that's super!! i am now happy. well... most days. that is all. denise

>_> one year down...

2006-09-03T20:28:00.000-03:00

Until the enevidable death and decay of my fleshy corpse. I know im a cheery person :). I got a satalite recevier among other things. It doesnt work right now because i hate Starchoice and want Bell but you make due with what you got huh?

*goes to check on my 1/2 meg DL that takes an entire minute*

So yeah. I leveled up but I dont know what to spend the Skill points on. Im thinks Craft (Ridiculous Story) or maxing out Knowledge (Obscure Music). Maybe try multi-classing to "Music Nerd". Hmm i dunno. I got brand new pants for my birthday, this might seem like a wierd thing to mention but this is the first pair of BARND NEW pants that I have had since i was...14 and started buyign this with my money.

Well thats all the rambling for now. Bye

soooo tired........

2006-08-31T11:24:00.000-03:00

well, I've got about 15 of free time today, and i'm using it to communicate with the outside world. I've been gone for a while, I was at sandspit. working. for money. 13 hour shifts. yes, that's right. over 13 hours a day. 10am-11pm. plus being there 20 min. early, and getting sent out early, and going home late. all that, with only 2 half hour breaks. I did 3 of these "doubles" in a row. today i'm only working 12-9:30. mind you with only one half hour break, it still sux. I can't rember being so tired. and no tic tacs to keep me awake. I don't know how many times I almost got hit by the cars on the coaster. When there coming in the "house"(where the breaks are to stop the cars) they are going insanley fast, and they have to stop fast, but they blow by you as you record there times. Where you record the times, you're about 3 feet from the track. If your not back there, you've got about 1 foot from the track, and the cars are wider then the track, so you've got a good chance of getting smoked. why not wait for the cars to stop and then go back? you've only got about 10 seconds to record the times, open the breaks, and push the car out to unload it. otherwise, the breaks fire. the emergency breaks, it's loud, and stops all the cars on the track, and traps the car in the house. anyways, i've been to tired to post and now i've got to go to work.

adam

At least I can apreciate jokes that only I get.

2006-08-28T02:13:00.000-03:00

And I'm not going to compu-college

ONTO THE INTELCTUAL JOKES!